New Men’s White Bulb Tee Just Dropped

The new Men’s White Bulb Tee just dropped and we’re in love. If you’re looking for a new tee that you can wear to play some basketball or take to the club, this is the versatile apparel you want to have in your wardrobe. It’s available in small, medium, large, and XL starting this Friday at 7:00 AM. Pre-sales were nuts, so this shirt will definitely sell out. It features a plain white background with the idea bulb on the top left quadrant. Pair it with a chain for a clean, fresh look. It’s made a silky cotton material, so you have to be careful washing it, but it always feels like butter on your skin. Let us know what you think!

Where It All Started

It all began in 1988 when the owner was born in a small apartment in Lake Shore, in Latham. He was a tiny guy at 8 pounds, but everyone knew there was a spark in his eye. He learned to walk in only a couple weeks and started running shortly there after. He grew really fast, gaining a great appreciation for clothing as he aged. In school, he was the popular kid that everyone wanted to be. Wearing the latest in trending fashion, other children constantly asked where he bought his clothing and what stores he loved. Things like YouTube didn’t exist back then, so his audience reach was only his peers and neighbors.

In high school, things were a bit different. He was an amazing athlete, performing at the highest level in both golf and swimming. He made national events, hitting the news multiple times for different events he participated in. All the women in the school watched him like a hawk, but he was always dating someone; there was never really an opportunity for anyone else to get in there.

On top of being an impressive athlete, he was a good all-around person. He spent time in Key Club, running and managing the group. He volunteered at the local soup kitchen, cleaning up stuff old people left around. What a guy he was. College applications were a breeze because of his crazy resume. He has everything an admissions person could ask for – the grades, the looks, the stats, the extracurricular activities, and more. Rolling into school on day 1, he had a full-ride scholarship for sports and a back-up plan for a 85% paid ride for academics. What is one to do when you’re in that situation?

Like most freshman, he opted for sports and crushed it in Division 1. Every opponent he faced on the golf course was dealt defeat. He smashed long drives on Par 5’s, sunk critical putts at opportune times, and played surprisingly well in all weather. Watching him play golf in the rain was probably the most fun. He smacked long, curving shots that hit the green and didn’t move; it was like the balls landed in cement. Witnessing this history being made was nothing short of astonishing. Putt after putt, he destroyed everyone he played.

In one match, the guys gave him a lot of crap for playing against a women on the opposing “men’s” team. She was quite the athlete as well. They battled it out for 18 holes, trading ups and downs during the match play. It all came down to the final hole – number 18 – where he teed off with a wallop. She shanked her shot into the trees, and the rest is history. Not everyone can compete like he can. None of this would have been possible without his dream. He pursued business, allowing him to focus his efforts on building his line of apparel that we now know as discount training wear. Hiring employees was the easy part. Pushing the vision of a new clothing company in a saturated market was much more difficult. But, as you can see, not impossible because we’ve made it.

New Adidas Line Announced

The latest Adidas rip-off pants are now available in bulk. These pants are fresh as can be. They come in royal blue, black, green, and pink. Throw these on and you’ll instantly become a better athlete. They fit easy on the waist with an elastic band made for fatties. The great part about that is that even if you put on some weight, it will easily fit. This is a powerful benefit that many people underestimate.

We had a customer try these pants at Siena College and it was quite the hit. There was a group of college students in townhouse 24 in Maclosky Square at Siena who were throwing a large party. Prior to the event, the customer, Daven, walked into the party and approached the 2 women sitting on the couch near the door. The happened to be wearing discount clothing as well, although not quite as fancy as this apparel that Daven had. Daven stepped directly in front of them and yelled, “WHOOOOAHHHH”, as he ripped the Adidas pants off of his lower body revealing our fake version of DKNY’s athletic apparel underwear. The women sat there shocked and delighted, snickering to themselves. All we have to say to finish that story is – “hulk smash.”

Needless to say, Daven, received much praise from his fellow roommates and everyone bought rip-off discount pants from Adidas after that. They used it for the entirety of the school year for the gym, hanging out around campus, and lounging at home. One person even wore the athletic apparel to the school formal, but that isn’t recommended based on previous experience.

Testing our Adidas windpants on the field, we noticed an improvement of .2 seconds in wind-resistance sprints and bobsled runs. Subjects also achieved an impressive 5-second boost to the 150 yard dash, a crowd favorite. It goes without saying that these pants are by far the most technologically advanced ones we’ve ever created and we’re excited to see where it takes us in the coming months as we expand into schools across the Northeast.

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